Wait, I thought they were going to replace Tesla with a self-driving Johnny Ive Apple-mobile? Sarcasm aside, headlines like this about what Apple could do are

Wait, I thought they were going to replace Tesla with a self-driving Johnny Ive Apple-mobile? Sarcasm aside, headlines like this about what Apple could do are the equivalent of flying car cover stories for Popular Science. The articles are probably like pre-written obituaries, just kept in the can for a slow news day. <popular company> <could, should, must, will> <something popular company doesn't do>.