Again you should probably specify jurisdiction you want this plan to be under and why you think it's good legal advice, because as the article pointed out, in t

Again you should probably specify jurisdiction you want this plan to be under and why you think it's good legal advice, because as the article pointed out, in the UK you can be charged for not providing (and they probably blood test you) and in many areas of the US they will blood test you, so your legal advice of drunken chicken is irresponsible without caveats, which I suppose is somewhat fitting considering you're trying to advise the criminally irresponsible.