People are supposed to read my opinions, but not have any of their own. They're supposed to give me attention, without taking any away from me. It's for their b

People are supposed to read my opinions, but not have any of their own. They're supposed to give me attention, without taking any away from me. It's for their benefit, of course, but their words could never benefit me. I am the all-smarmy fount of narcissism.