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> A commandment that one shall not view one's work e-mail, nor one's Teams, nor one's Slack ... Religion could be useful if it could simply ban shitty software

• Tao3300 3y ago
  Then a few millenia from now, scholars will be debating whether or not e-mail, Teams, and Slack were accurately translated into Jovian Esperanto or whatever the language of the day is.
  • gumby 3y ago
    Turns out hexapodia was the key insight all along!
• coffeefirst 3y ago
  This is a great idea. I'm pretty sure had mobile phones existed in the Mediterranean during the Achaemenid era, the idea of what kind of notifications and algorithms are kosher would have made it into the Torah.
  • gumby 3y ago
    > I'm pretty sure had mobile phones existed in the Mediterranean during the Achaemenid era... Isn't that how the angels talked with the gods?