Archaeologist: "This amazing find represents us understanding early humans and their ties to the seasons and fertility" [8000 years earlier] "Man": "Yea, so G

Archaeologist: "This amazing find represents us understanding early humans and their ties to the seasons and fertility" [8000 years earlier] "Man": "Yea, so Gary over there cut down my favourite Olive tree so I commissioned this huge statute of a dick to let him know how much I hate him"