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As a human, I care a lot more about humans than the other species on this planet. To be clear, I care about the other species on the planet also, but if I have
by shadowgovt 3y ago
As a human, I care a lot more about humans than the other species on this planet. To be clear, I care about the other species on the planet also, but if I have an opportunity to save one human or five dolphins from a burning building...
- throwaway67743 3y agoA dolphin won't shoot you for your phone
- calmworm 3y agoOf course they won’t. They have no fingers, nor easy access to guns.
- shadowgovt 3y agoYep. And if we're talking dolphins specifically... They would if they could, we all know it. ;)
- salawat 3y agoBrb. Designing a dolphin compatible firearm. We'll see how high and mighty you are when the entirety of order Cetaecea is made equal, and packing, man-thing. Seriously, anthropocentrism is a habit that can be broken. The fact that people instantly feel badass at the prospect of challenging something unarmed just reinforces my belief in the fact the only universally respected language is violence;and further that equality without the clear and present capability to reciprocate violence is not true equality at all. I guarantee every person against preserving the Natural Order would object way louder to equipping and enabling the Natural Order to preserve itself.
- throwaway67743 3y agoWe are not even close to the most important species, arguably the most detrimental in fact. Unfortunately most people are pretty narrow minded.
- shadowgovt 3y agoI remember this Simpsons episode. "Snorky... Speak... Man..."
- squeaky-clean 3y agoDolphins do some pretty terrible things to humans and other dolphins. If they could use a gun and understood the utility of a phone they probably would.
- throwaway67743 3y agoProbably, but they have no hands. Also! We don't know if raping is a primal urge or a higher function, so they may be Canadians in reality.