This reminds me of a joke I once read somewhere: A Polish man and a Russian man were walking on a road when they stumbled upon a treasure chest. "What a fortu

This reminds me of a joke I once read somewhere: A Polish man and a Russian man were walking on a road when they stumbled upon a treasure chest. "What a fortune! Let's divide like friends!", exclaimed the Russian. "Nah, let's just each have a half.", replied the less excited Pole.