Your reply is surely in jest.However, if it was not, the Iceman who lived 5,000 years had Lyme disease. "Perhaps most surprising, researchers found the genetic

Your reply is surely in jest.However, if it was not, the Iceman who lived 5,000 years had Lyme disease. "Perhaps most surprising, researchers found the genetic footprint of bacteria known as Borrelia burgdorferi in his DNA—making the Iceman the earliest known human infected by the bug that causes Lyme disease."[1] [1]http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2011/11/iceman-autopsy/hall-text http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2011/11/iceman-autopsy/hal...