Europeans are missing out. Now that corporations have eradicated all my privacy, I feel naked before the world with nothing to hide. I feel seen by companies no

Europeans are missing out. Now that corporations have eradicated all my privacy, I feel naked before the world with nothing to hide. I feel seen by companies now, like they truly know me at intimate level. I don't even need to vote anymore, they know what I want and will lobby for me. I swear I am not a slave and corporations are not my masters, that would be illegal. (I am being entirely sarcastic, in case it isn't obvious)