"Hello I'm agent smith from federal agency group, costco said you bought some gold, where is it?" "lost it" "Mind if we search your house?" "i've known you w

"Hello I'm agent smith from federal agency group, costco said you bought some gold, where is it?" "lost it" "Mind if we search your house?" "i've known you were going to ever since I bought the gold; knock yourself out. Just please don't disturb my antique collection of locked filing cabinets. They're all empty but the keys are in that big pile over there"