I don't want to have to set up miniconda. I don't like Python, I am not part of the Python ecosystem, and I don't want to add a bunch of Python tools to my tool

I don't want to have to set up miniconda. I don't like Python, I am not part of the Python ecosystem, and I don't want to add a bunch of Python tools to my toolchain just to run a friggin' LLM project. I'm not a C coder either, but I don't complain about those projects because they're almost always "config; make; make install". I basically want something like that, but for Python. The nerd-tapdancing required here is ridiculous.