With grand promises rode the ploy Venture capital, ahoy! We make a lovable product to capture audience Vendor lock them at the earliest convenience

With grand promises rode the ploy Venture capital, ahoy! We make a lovable product to capture audience Vendor lock them at the earliest convenience Hey look at our awesome developer experience Add ANSI and emojis and comments saying it’s genius Some next level tech, plebs just don’t get it Next round of funding, we’ve already spent it I took the big dough, got puppets and framed it R-O-I is bad though but layoffs gon’ fix it Never mind the drama *cough* are ya gon’ install it Run it, ship it, kill yourself with working on it Entangle your business with it Tell the client to deal with it Bring it to the big wig Get ’em to sign off on it Crown your own sh*t Dogfood is tasty, ain’t it