I have to admit, I was expecting something different when I saw the title. Just one of my hand-build, custom switch, aluminium-case, custom-firmware,"artisan"

I have to admit, I was expecting something different when I saw the title. Just one of my hand-build, custom switch, aluminium-case, custom-firmware,"artisan" keycap, mechanical keyboards would buy all of those on OPs list, probably twice over. It's good that OP is keeping a lid on their keyboard buying habits (as with anything), but realistically, OP isn't even in the same _universe_ as the people with the _real_ unhealthy keyboard habits. There are/were people on the mechanical keyboard sub-reddit whose keyboard collections reach into the tens of thousands of dollars.