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What's brown and sticky? A stick! What's green, four-legged, and would kill you if it hit you falling out of a tree? A pool table! Where does a general keep h
by unalone 15y ago
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
What's green, four-legged, and would kill you if it hit you falling out of a tree? A pool table!
Where does a general keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
- wpietri 15y agoWhy do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25! Q: What's sour, yellow, and equivalent to the axiom of choice? A: Zorn's lemon Do you know any good jokes about sodium? Na!
- lotharbot 15y agowhat's yellow and infinitely differentiable? A bananalytic function!