Typically a news article tries to make the event reported on seem a bigger deal than it is. This one goes out of its way to reassure the reader "no one's heard

Typically a news article tries to make the event reported on seem a bigger deal than it is. This one goes out of its way to reassure the reader "no one's heard of the app and no one cares that it's shutting down"... Odd. It's the default go-to podcast app in my friend circle!