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Now splice this into the genome of black mold and release it in a coca-cola bottling plant.
by ginko 3y ago
Now splice this into the genome of black mold and release it in a coca-cola bottling plant.
- tabtab 3y agoDon't laugh, someday a terrorist or hacker may engineer a fast-eating critter, and half our stuff will become useless in a year. Termites learned to work with gut microbes to speed up wood munching, a home-owner's biggest nightmare.
- izzydata 3y agoThat's still kind of funny in a existential hysteria kind of way.
- hansvm 3y agoHumans are pretty adaptable. If half our stuff did become useless do you think that might put a damper on rampant consumerism?
- hanniabu 3y agoIt would increase consumerism since everything would need to be replaced on a periodic basis
- BizarroLand 3y agoWith new plastics full of chemicals that the bugs won't eat.
- digging 3y agoEverything? I think instead, we'll just stop making most things out of plastics. We have longer-lasting, more durable materials than plastics already, for when you want something that will actually survive decades or generations. They're metals and woods and stones. Some things, like wire coatings, will still likely need to be plastic and will become disposable. But most uses of plastic for long-lasting goods will just stop using plastics. Goods will get much heavier, but more durable.
- ars 3y agoWoods? If wood can survive so can plastic in this hypothetical world. Just keep water away from the plastic.
- monocasa 3y agoLess fun, PET is heavily used in medical devices including implants. There's a huge cut to life expectancy if it becomes a secondary food source for something like an engineered MSRA strain.
- digging 3y agoMore reason to be furious at plastic peddling billionaires. They made us hostages. We still have to stop them, but it's going to hurt even more.
- Intralexical 3y agoEh. Thinking plastic would last forever was probably a reasonable assumption at the time. I doubt it was the billionaires making that design call. Though in hindsight maybe we should have known better, given the history of lignin and natural waxes. Though especially given the history of lignin, we probably have millions of years before medical devices being eaten by microbes becomes a widespread problem that anyone seriously needs to worry about. There's bigger fish to fry right now.
- digging 3y ago> Thinking plastic would last forever was probably a reasonable assumption at the time That's... not what I'm mad about at all.
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- walnutclosefarm 3y agoThe Andromeda Strain!
- mattkrause 3y agoOr Peter Watts' Starfish, since it's from the deep sea
- digging 3y agoThere's one significant detail about Behemoth missing...
- Metacelsus 3y agoSounds like "Mutant 59"