> When will they scrunch up and toss away the last page? When you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Paper is a tool and a good one. It is simple, flexible, and

> When will they scrunch up and toss away the last page? When you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Paper is a tool and a good one. It is simple, flexible, and most of all reliable. You'd be laughed out of the room for suggesting that Wi-Fi connected e-hammers [0] are the way of the future, and when will the last old fogeys finally get with the times and throw away their old dumb hammer? [0] I mean is it really even hammering without an oled screen that shows you how much force you're swinging with? And don't forget about the proprietary app that graphs your hammer swings for you. The light glaze of gamification (try for the biggest force!) will distract you from the personal data it's hoovering up to sell. Yes it definitely needs your precise location for Home Depot Hammer Hard Coupon Rewards (TM).