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I love how this is the diametric opposite of what I see in government agencies or big enterprise: 1. Make requirements include everything, even mutually exclus
by jiggawatts 3y ago
I love how this is the diametric opposite of what I see in government agencies or big enterprise:
1. Make requirements include everything, even mutually exclusive capabilities.
2. Never remove anything, "just in case". Add some more just to be safe.
3. More paperwork, more procedure, more complexity is "more proper".
4. Arbitrary two-month delays[1] don't technically prevent you working, just "plan ahead". Also, don't complain that you have a laptop from 2014, just make do.
5. We'll hire interns from India to do that, don't worry about all this DevOps nonsense you keep talking about.
[1] I had a PM proudly announce they reduced the completely artificial two-month delay added to all change requests down to one month. He was seriously expecting us to cheer that now only 20 working days had to be spent waiting for no reason at all other than some change control troll liking things nice and slow.