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For those looking for paid tiers: https://careers.cern/ https://careers.cern/ Edit: for context, the original post title was “OnlyFans” (pointing out the joke

For those looking for paid tiers: https://careers.cern/ https://careers.cern/ Edit: for context, the original post title was “OnlyFans” (pointing out the joke subdomain, onlyfans.web.cern.ch).

expertentipp 3y ago
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- superhumanuser 3y ago
  ... why?
  - expertentipp 3y ago
    Requiring to upload full portfolio and diplomas in the first step with probability of success as in any other job application, and the salaries... ehhh you're expected to live off "the prestige".
    - tehCorner 3y ago
      Salaries are specified in the "job grade" section, which it's linked salary it's public here: https://careers.cern/salary-conditions https://careers.cern/salary-conditions also, if I recall properly of my time there salary was free of taxes :)
      - expertentipp 3y ago
        The second highest is 108k CHF annually so we're looking rather at something around 70k. In Zurich. As a new arrival one is always expected to "put their foot in the door" and once you walk in, you learn you don't belong.
        rspoerri 3y ago
        It is an entry-level salary. So if it is comparable to most other Swiss salaries for higher education, it will be able to increase by at least 70%.
        hef19898 3y ago
        But as a tech worker I can expect, screw that, demand at least 320k for a junior role! Otherwise I will be poooooor! /s Sometimes the VC-backed bubble entitlement is nothing short of stunning.
        expertentipp 3y ago
        > demand at least 320k Instead there is "we think 70k is a fair salary (please don't look at our housing market)"... I don't think either of the amounts is reasonable.
        hef19898 3y ago
        Depends with whom you compare youself. First, as others pointed out, CERN is 100k for an entry level position that is tax excempt. Second, while I don't know about Zurich, 70k are enough to live a comfortable live in Munich. Not sure whatelse people wanr, because 70k is way above what most people in, in my example, Munich earn, and those people live as well. Maybe people should step out of their pseudo-rich bubble and become a little bit more modest. Also, not measuring everything based on one figure, e.g. yearly salary, propably improves live quality quite a bit.
        expertentipp 3y ago
        This all might be true if housing is somehow not a problem. Otherwise one is forced to climb up from the bottom-most layer of a pit of scams and abuse.
        hef19898 3y ago
      - MasterScrat 3y ago
        And also they pay for your health insurance, which in Switzerland is far from negligible
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kramerger 3y ago
They seem to be a pretty chill bunch, I wouldn't mind working there a few years. I assume it is good for the CV too ;)
JorgeGT 3y ago
And if you prefer professionals, not amateurs: https://windshape.com/technology-2/ https://windshape.com/technology-2/
lhoff 3y ago
There is even a "Technician for cooling and ventilation systems" Opening https://jobs.smartrecruiters.com/CERN/743999929693353-technician-for-cooling-and-ventilation-systems-en-cv-lhc-2023-26-ld-?trid=08c65188-8d9e-4a09-bff1-3337c1661b63 https://jobs.smartrecruiters.com/CERN/743999929693353-techni...
PaulHoule 3y ago
You know the truth about SERN, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steins;Gate_(TV_series) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steins;Gate_(TV_series) and how they covered up superluminal neutrinos? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYh0tWNeZJw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYh0tWNeZJw
- arghwhat 3y ago
  El Psy Kongroo
stefanos82 3y ago
It was FAN while it lasted! /giggles
wmertens 3y ago
The CERN folks are a humorous bunch, I assume one of them is responsible for naming this epic roundabout close to CERN the "large car collider" on Google maps https://maps.app.goo.gl/iLWZRLLUWhDTjiDS7 https://maps.app.goo.gl/iLWZRLLUWhDTjiDS7

For those looking for paid tiers: https://careers.cern/ https://careers.cern/ Edit: for context, the original post title was “OnlyFans” (pointing out the joke subdomain, onlyfans.web.cern.ch).

expertentipp 3y ago

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superhumanuser 3y ago
... why?
- expertentipp 3y ago
  Requiring to upload full portfolio and diplomas in the first step with probability of success as in any other job application, and the salaries... ehhh you're expected to live off "the prestige".
  - tehCorner 3y ago
    Salaries are specified in the "job grade" section, which it's linked salary it's public here: https://careers.cern/salary-conditions https://careers.cern/salary-conditions also, if I recall properly of my time there salary was free of taxes :)
    - expertentipp 3y ago
      The second highest is 108k CHF annually so we're looking rather at something around 70k. In Zurich. As a new arrival one is always expected to "put their foot in the door" and once you walk in, you learn you don't belong.
      - rspoerri 3y ago
        It is an entry-level salary. So if it is comparable to most other Swiss salaries for higher education, it will be able to increase by at least 70%.
        hef19898 3y ago
        But as a tech worker I can expect, screw that, demand at least 320k for a junior role! Otherwise I will be poooooor! /s Sometimes the VC-backed bubble entitlement is nothing short of stunning.
        expertentipp 3y ago
        > demand at least 320k Instead there is "we think 70k is a fair salary (please don't look at our housing market)"... I don't think either of the amounts is reasonable.
        hef19898 3y ago
        Depends with whom you compare youself. First, as others pointed out, CERN is 100k for an entry level position that is tax excempt. Second, while I don't know about Zurich, 70k are enough to live a comfortable live in Munich. Not sure whatelse people wanr, because 70k is way above what most people in, in my example, Munich earn, and those people live as well. Maybe people should step out of their pseudo-rich bubble and become a little bit more modest. Also, not measuring everything based on one figure, e.g. yearly salary, propably improves live quality quite a bit.
        expertentipp 3y ago
        This all might be true if housing is somehow not a problem. Otherwise one is forced to climb up from the bottom-most layer of a pit of scams and abuse.
        hef19898 3y ago
    - MasterScrat 3y ago
      And also they pay for your health insurance, which in Switzerland is far from negligible
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kramerger 3y ago

They seem to be a pretty chill bunch, I wouldn't mind working there a few years. I assume it is good for the CV too ;)

JorgeGT 3y ago

And if you prefer professionals, not amateurs: https://windshape.com/technology-2/ https://windshape.com/technology-2/

lhoff 3y ago

There is even a "Technician for cooling and ventilation systems" Opening https://jobs.smartrecruiters.com/CERN/743999929693353-technician-for-cooling-and-ventilation-systems-en-cv-lhc-2023-26-ld-?trid=08c65188-8d9e-4a09-bff1-3337c1661b63 https://jobs.smartrecruiters.com/CERN/743999929693353-techni...

PaulHoule 3y ago

You know the truth about SERN, right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steins;Gate_(TV_series) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steins;Gate_(TV_series) and how they covered up superluminal neutrinos? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYh0tWNeZJw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYh0tWNeZJw

arghwhat 3y ago
El Psy Kongroo

stefanos82 3y ago

It was FAN while it lasted! /giggles

wmertens 3y ago

The CERN folks are a humorous bunch, I assume one of them is responsible for naming this epic roundabout close to CERN the "large car collider" on Google maps https://maps.app.goo.gl/iLWZRLLUWhDTjiDS7 https://maps.app.goo.gl/iLWZRLLUWhDTjiDS7