and then disable "do not disturb mode", swipe down notifications about 5 times until USB device pops up, open it, approve the hex shit, peck at the tiny button

and then disable "do not disturb mode", swipe down notifications about 5 times until USB device pops up, open it, approve the hex shit, peck at the tiny button to change its mode from MDI/UTP/PCP/whatever other hell options are out there to a file transfer mode, then hope and pray it shows up on computer, then click, wait a long time, then navigate the phone's messed up file system before you can drop something in there.