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Ever since I built my shrine to Zoroaster my sorghum harvest has been enormous

• mensetmanusman 3y ago
  Religion isn’t a solo act.
  • jrflowers 3y ago
    I am sorry for the confusion; I should clarify that I am not Zoroaster. It is me and my buddy, Zoroaster
  • pjscott 3y ago
    Indeed, Zoroaster has really been dropping the ball in matters regarding sorghum. :-(
    • isk517 3y ago
      Enough already, it's 2023 and I feel like having to maintain legacy sorghum support is just holding religion back. I say drop it out right and focus your prayers on quinoa.
      • jrflowers 3y ago
        Quinoa has a dedicated deity from the Inca pantheon, Mama Quinoa. I would assume that would provide the best support
        • isk517 3y ago
          In my search for more information on Mama Quinoa I found a website (https://www.godchecker.com/inca-mythology/QUINOA-MAMA/ https://www.godchecker.com/inca-mythology/QUINOA-MAMA/) that looks like a rabbit hole that I am going to fall down. I hope your pleased with yourself.