The only cure for this is to drop the person off 500km from civilization, preferably in northern Canada (with gear and a guide of course) and have them hike and

The only cure for this is to drop the person off 500km from civilization, preferably in northern Canada (with gear and a guide of course) and have them hike and bivouac their way back. After that experience all notions of negotiating equitable terms with meal worms will be forgotten.