Wait, Google lets you view it but just not download? Android is perfectly capable of running that afaik; I'm sure that my current version (11 I think?) is at l

Wait, Google lets you view it but just not download? Android is perfectly capable of running that afaik; I'm sure that my current version (11 I think?) is at least backwards compatible back till Android 4, if not Android 2 You could try Aurora Store, which uses a pool of dummy Google accounts to pull apks from their servers. I doubt it has belittling restrictions like what you describe, and there's also a manual download option which can sometimes let you get old versions if the server still has them and you know the build number