And yet when I’m spending 2 hours using the PlayPlace as a brief respite from my duties as a parent in the summer, and refilling my fourth serving of Coke Zero

And yet when I’m spending 2 hours using the PlayPlace as a brief respite from my duties as a parent in the summer, and refilling my fourth serving of Coke Zero and someone comes by to generously clear my table, they are strictly forbidden from accepting a tip.