I can't believe that 55 years after Go To Statement Considered Harmful we are still operating at medieval level of "I recently found this piece of code and now

I can't believe that 55 years after Go To Statement Considered Harmful we are still operating at medieval level of "I recently found this piece of code and now I have opinions to share". If coding for an employer, it's their business. But for use in collaborative public projects, I want a linter with experimentally measured effect on readability. Not stories from the field.