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Oh no. Who will stop my chronic masturbation now?

• rsynnott 3y ago
  I think people _may_ have missed the joke here (it was dead) but cornflakes started off as a ‘health food’ marketed to do, well, just that (along with various other unlikely things). Lying about health effects has been an industry mainstay ever since.
  • tetrep 3y ago
    Graham crackers were supposed to do the same! The cultural impact of puritanical thinking in the US is, IMO, really understated. It's amazing how many stupid things are anchored in Christian masochism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_cracker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_cracker
  • suckitsam 3y ago
    Given this <gestures broadly>, I'm surprised we haven't seen any "performance enhancing"/"Men's Health" cereals.
    • bregma 3y ago
      Wheaties?
• knicholes 3y ago
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