I know what you mean. Script fonts are so 1890's. Every time I drink a Coke I think, "Another Spencerian script? So bacchanalian! So dated! We anatomically mode

I know what you mean. Script fonts are so 1890's. Every time I drink a Coke I think, "Another Spencerian script? So bacchanalian! So dated! We anatomically modern humans are not interested in type more emotive than prison signage. The logo should have been reset in a contemporary sans-serif with a few curves thrown in to remind us how irrational we once were." I feel like I'm drinking something found covered in dust while cleaning out my grandfather's basement--next to his violin.