I couldn't get through the first two paragraphs, this tried so hard to make a problem out of nothing. "Miles between", "never seen" - why do I care what this gu

I couldn't get through the first two paragraphs, this tried so hard to make a problem out of nothing. "Miles between", "never seen" - why do I care what this guy has seen before? The specs are what they are, it's not a scam (well, the article is anyway).