“Enshitification accelerating sir,” he quipped from the monitoring desk. “Excellent, right on schedule.” The captain leaned back in his chair, a slight smirk

“Enshitification accelerating sir,” he quipped from the monitoring desk. “Excellent, right on schedule.” The captain leaned back in his chair, a slight smirk on his face. Breaking his regular formality, he cracked a smile back his monitoring lieutenant. “You think they’d learn.”