I was going to find a way to make a 'I got 99 problems but .999 = ain't 1 joke' but after watching that video: it would just be degrading. Artistic and Analytic

I was going to find a way to make a 'I got 99 problems but .999 = ain't 1 joke' but after watching that video: it would just be degrading. Artistic and Analytic. Thanks. Edit: typo.