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You can take them home. I have 458 ducks.

• deleted 3y ago
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• jaystraw 3y ago
  but it's rabbit season.
  • jareklupinski 3y ago
    duck season!
    • wussboy 3y ago
      Rabbit season!
      • dist-epoch 3y ago
        Rabbit season!
        • thenewwazoo 3y ago
          Duck season!
          • deleted 3y ago
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          • wussboy 3y ago
            BANG
• mcphage 3y ago
  Can you give me -1 ducks, please?
  • _a_a_a_ 3y ago
    Give yourself -1 ducks. Here, have +1 ovens.
  • jjoonathan 3y ago
    Knock knock. Duck collector here. You are in duck debt and need to repay one duck plus interest of 0.13 ducks by midnight or I will have to report you to the Navy Seals.
    • mcphage 3y ago
      Navy Seals? WAIT A SECOND you're just looking to get some free ducks for dinner without needing to go hunting, aren't you.
  • xcdzvyn 3y ago
    Segmentation fault (Core dumped)
  • slt2021 3y ago
    zero ducks given
• p1mrx 3y ago
  No. That is too many ducks.
• mbg721 3y ago
  If my experience with a toddler is accurate, the mother duck will say "Quack quack quack quack!", and 457 of the ducks will come back. 1...2...
• kridsdale3 3y ago
  Well I hope they're all in a row.