Well duh, why would I want a shiny rock when I can instead have a $800 apple watch and $1700 cell phone, and a $100K Tesla? It's 2023 not -1000bc, there are bet

Well duh, why would I want a shiny rock when I can instead have a $800 apple watch and $1700 cell phone, and a $100K Tesla? It's 2023 not -1000bc, there are better ways to display wealth to the opposite sex than shiny rocks.