FORTRAN was the first language I learned, and I hated it so much that I never tried programming again for 6 years. So it has a special place of hatred in my hea

FORTRAN was the first language I learned, and I hated it so much that I never tried programming again for 6 years. So it has a special place of hatred in my heart. SQL also pisses me off, because I use it on a daily basis and it's so weak.