The linked website looks like something from a company that knows they don't even have to try at all and they're guaranteed to sell more phones than any other c

The linked website looks like something from a company that knows they don't even have to try at all and they're guaranteed to sell more phones than any other company in the world, and it shows. And, yet, ~20% of the population will see this news release, and talk about how clean the lines are, and how perfectly worded every sentence is, as if it was handed to us from God himself on stone tablets. Cultism is a very interesting thing.