"The Federal government will not allow depositors at too-big-to-fail banks such as Bank of America, Citigroup, and JPMorgan to lose money." Alternatively, the

"The Federal government will not allow depositors at too-big-to-fail banks such as Bank of America, Citigroup, and JPMorgan to lose money." Alternatively, the Federal government provides a free-of-charge insurance product to banks who then drop ship it to me for profit.