Thank you to link to that page. It is very funny. I highly recommend that others read it. Choice quote: The benefits of using the assembly language for

Thank you to link to that page. It is very funny. I highly recommend that others read it. Choice quote: The benefits of using the assembly language for your web apps are immense: You get all the bragging rights: coding in assembly while everyone is working safe and secure within the confines of their precious sandboxed languages is like doing a perfect triple somersault without safety mats. Next: I recommend multi-threaded assembly code with self-modifying code and lock free data structures!