Sorry, but my primary complaints of PHP are in no way related to anything that I've "brought to it." These are all default behavior out of the box: - Error mes

Sorry, but my primary complaints of PHP are in no way related to anything that I've "brought to it." These are all default behavior out of the box: - Error messages that are often nowhere near where the problem is, and sometimes contain no stacktrace - PHP-provided function names are inconsistent and follow no set convention, mostly because the language was built without Objects or Namespaces - The arguments to PHP-provided functions are arbitrarily ordered (such as array manipulations, and string searching). I have to look them up every... single... time. - Core features of basically every other popular dynamic language took years to arrive in PHP. Hell, it didn't even get a real shorthand array syntax until a few months ago. - Backwards design decisions, such as having sort-related functions modify data structures in-place. - Completely insecure on a default install. No directory traversal protection, combined with having urls map directly to on-system files, is a recipe for disaster. - No isolation or easy support for simultaneous PHP working copies. If I want to work locally on 2 separate PHP projects, each requiring different PHP versions and different (often conflicting) libraries, I have to pollute my entire global workspace. I could go on, but it's making my blood boil recalling the times I had to deal with this foul stain of a language. There is no reason for a self-respecting developer to ever choose it, especially when alternatives like Python or Ruby exist. Period.