If you are found using a wallhack, you will be duct taped to your chair for the remainder of the LAN. Buy the latest most expensive graphics card and return it

If you are found using a wallhack, you will be duct taped to your chair for the remainder of the LAN. Buy the latest most expensive graphics card and return it after the LAN, but this trick only works a couple times before the computer store will only return your money by check after 3 months. Real Lan Parties(TM) bring their own electrical distribution boxes to avoid surges in the commercial building's existing setup. Don't leech the giant shared network drive while the kindly soul providing it is trying to frag. The hottest girlfriend there is being ignored the entire time by the weird dweeb boyfriend who just wants to talk StarCraft. There is a pecking order of games, and without question the most hardcore players are the gods of Rocket Arena 3, followed closely by anyone who is so good at Counter-Strike that it's impossible to tell if they're cheating. (they are.)