Once beguiled by a friend, I subscribed to yon software for coding's sake—found it as fruitless as a bard without wit. Yet, renewed have I the subscription for

Once beguiled by a friend, I subscribed to yon software for coding's sake—found it as fruitless as a bard without wit. Yet, renewed have I the subscription for writing's craft! Though imperfect, it serves as a muse, refining mine sentences as one might polish a tarnished turd. 'Tis an aid, if not an oracle.