> comments that can be attributed to the reviewer either being braindead or the reviewer not actually having read the paper. Since it's safe to assume said revi

> comments that can be attributed to the reviewer either being braindead or the reviewer not actually having read the paper. Since it's safe to assume said reviewer actually tied their shoes and put on their underwear the morning they reviewed the paper, it's also safe to assume it's the latter and not the former. Neural necrosis is rarely uniform across the entire organ. Adjust assumptions accordingly.