I need a programming language that is integrated with blockchains and crypto coins, with quantum computing integrated as well as it being for AI and it has to

I need a programming language that is integrated with blockchains and crypto coins, with quantum computing integrated as well as it being for AI and it has to be for writing running on the Edge serverless and databaseless with frameworks to fully support a decentralized solutions with and built in features switches to show which codeblocks are open source and which ones are proprietary. It must be strictly functional, not use too many (()) with dynamic stating typing and it must support google scale from the start and make it impossible to create anything that doesn't require K8, and most of all it must be even more AI