I just did a return to Amazon where I bought a pair of GFCI adapters for power cords, and got a children’s book of Christian devotionals instead. Doubly useless

I just did a return to Amazon where I bought a pair of GFCI adapters for power cords, and got a children’s book of Christian devotionals instead. Doubly useless because both my wife and I are childless and effectively atheist. But that return was completely free of charge. We’re in Canada, if that counts, and my own history of returns may have also helped: I average only one every two years at the minimum. I can probably count less than five returns in the last decade and a half of using Amazon.