I'm the idiot who bought fake meat. > How poor would someone's lateral thinking skills need to be that they can't manage to square "vegetarian meat" on the fly

I'm the idiot who bought fake meat. > How poor would someone's lateral thinking skills need to be that they can't manage to square "vegetarian meat" on the fly? Of course you have to insult the victims so we don't show up, but I don't care if people think I'm a moron. The botulism outbreak of the 1920 gave rise to the US's food and safety system. People called those who consumed those cans and died idiots too, because contaminated cans swell up, so imagine how "how poor would someone's lateral thinking skills need to be that they can't manage" to figure out that swollen cans are dangerous. But that incident led to better food safety. Society advances with every man that gets called an idiot.