The one that really gets me is "uncured" meat products. No nitrates added! *Except those naturally occurring in celery juice. Well why are you bringing celery

The one that really gets me is "uncured" meat products. No nitrates added! *Except those naturally occurring in celery juice. Well why are you bringing celery juice anywhere near my salami? Is it because of the nitrates, hmm? It's silly that regulations apparently allow producers to market differently according to the source of the nitrates (mineral vs plant). And now producers are locked in a dilemma where they must appeal to ignorant consumers who think "uncured" is somehow healthier. Sorry people, when it comes to colon cancer you can't have your bacon and eat it too.