I think out of embarrassment, the student also decided not to showcase his proof that in 1000 years, the mass of human beings will outweigh the Earth. Eh, who

I think out of embarrassment, the student also decided not to showcase his proof that in 1000 years, the mass of human beings will outweigh the Earth. Eh, who am I to criticize? They say that your early grad school years are a time to publish large amounts of papers that you don't think are likely to stick. This is a little bit out there even by this standard though.