If security was a spectrum Apple has gone into ultra-violet. If The Onion did tech jokes there'd be a headline that reads: The iBrick - it doesn't work, but at

If security was a spectrum Apple has gone into ultra-violet. If The Onion did tech jokes there'd be a headline that reads: The iBrick - it doesn't work, but at least it's hacker-proof! But thanks for reminding me I have a choice, which I actually do not.