I get the whole site is designed in a very cool (and creative) way but it feels so draining to read. - Everything is green, WHERE do my eyes go? - Oh, I have

I get the whole site is designed in a very cool (and creative) way but it feels so draining to read. - Everything is green, WHERE do my eyes go? - Oh, I have to click to go to the next section. Instead of scrolling. - Fat dickbars on the top of the page. In fact, dickbars on the side too. - I get the feeling the author is using a large monitor because on my 13 inch laptop the sentence "The core purpose of graphics in a GUI is not to be pretty" written in a big font doesn't all fit on my screen. Also, the font is so horrible to read it didn't even register in my mind until I copy pasted it here and could see it in a normal font.