I initially thought this was supposed to be a rap, and read it as such -- it worked well. I then read the text at the bottom. That creates a scary thought: can

I initially thought this was supposed to be a rap, and read it as such -- it worked well. I then read the text at the bottom. That creates a scary thought: can Dr. Seuss books be rapped verbatim? (This is making a rapped version of "I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees" going through my head.)