Huge corporation, centralized IT, sanity doesn't enter into it. There are no admins with any clout, only some with slightly elevated privileges to execute tasks

Huge corporation, centralized IT, sanity doesn't enter into it. There are no admins with any clout, only some with slightly elevated privileges to execute tasks approved at a much higher level. Requests like this will filter up through the ticketing system and get autorejected as not compatible with security policies.