It's not what you know it's who you know. Upgrade your wardrobe. Learn to schmooze. Join a golf club, a yacht club, an underground sex club, or a country club.

It's not what you know it's who you know. Upgrade your wardrobe. Learn to schmooze. Join a golf club, a yacht club, an underground sex club, or a country club. Get a sinecure job as an executive vice president. Profit.